Notorious R.O.B.

Conversations about the real estate industry, marketing, technology, and public policy

On Turning 40

YouTube Preview Image

There was a time when I thought 40 was the end. I was probably 19 or so, drunk on the peculiar poetry of youth, philosophical in the way that only the semi-mature can be, and caught in the strange shadowlands between the unbounded world-is-your-oyster optimism and the soul-killing despair at the evils of the world.

40? Might as well be dead.

All young men, perhaps, wish to be Achilles: heroic, strong, beautiful, foolhardy, passionate, burning like a flame, and passing on in the flower of their youth. The smarter and luckier of us perhaps find our way to becoming Odysseus: canny, wise, old, and finding happiness in the simple joys of hearth and home.

So here I am at the magical age. The day doesn’t feel any different from any other day. The heavens did not open up with significant signs. The earth did not move, since I don’t live in California. Or Washington DC. But I can’t help but reflect on a few things, especially with literally dozens of people on Facebook wishing me a happy birthday. Consider this my heartfelt thanks to all of you.

Read the rest of this entry »

A TED Talk, and an Experiment

YouTube Preview Image

I’ve watched the above video three times now. It’s Morgan Spurlock, the filmmaker who made a number of documentaries, the most widely known of which is Supersize Me, talking about his new project: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold. It’s a look at the world of sponsorship, branding, and advertising.

Watch the whole video. The TED talk is really funny, it’s a great presentation, and the message is not lost. Spurlock thinks there isn’t enough transparency in business practices.  Transparency is scary, unpredictable, and risky for businesses. Yet, he believes it might be the way for companies and organizations to rise above the sea of carefully constructed brand narratives, massaged public relations messaging, and the like.

Well, I was inspired enough to try something: sell transparent sponsorship to one of my own “media activities” that is coming up.

I will be attending the NAR Mid-Year Legislative Meetings & Trade Expo this year. This will be the first one I will be attending with a “Press” badge. That means, in my mind, that I’m not attending merely as another vendor slut whore trying to drum up business from important people I’ll be meeting. To be sure, I’ll be trying to do just that, of course. But attending on a Press badget suggests to me that this year, I should actually do something related to y’know ‘journalistic-type’ of activities. Reporting on what I’m seeing and hearing. Reporting on the big Board of Directors vote on REALTOR Party Political Survival Initiative. Maybe even actually walking through the Trade Expo and reporting on new innovations, or lack thereof. This could be fun and interesting.

But of course, I’m not employed by any news organization to do these things. I’m paying for all of this out of pocket.

After watching Morgan Spurlock, I figured… hey, why not forthrightly sell the sponsorship rights to my NAR Mid-Year “Reporting”? (I put that in quotes since my reporting is likely to be filled with opinions and possible snark, and will feature the same level of fact-checking as say the New York Times, which is to say little to none.)

Therefore… presenting, Sponsor My NAR Mid-Year Reporting auction on Ebay!

I’d like to thank Jeff Turner (@respres) for being the first — and hopefully not the last — bidder for this once-in-a-lifetime-year opportunity. I mean, c’mon, if Jeff Turner — the most respected man in the RE.net — is willing to sponsor me, surely I’m on to something, right? So if you have a product or service you’d like to put in front of thousands of industry leaders, company CEO’s, and thought shapers who frequent this blog (and my 7DS blog), you should follow Jeff’s lead and start bidding up the sponsorship. Details are contained in the Ebay posting.

For the sake of transparency, which is the point of this exercise, I must inform you that my enthusiasm for reporting on the various goings-on at NAR Mid-Year is very likely to correlate inversely to the gap between my out of pocket expenses for doing so and the sponsorship dollars generated by this effort: smaller that gap, more enthusiastic I become as an amateur journalist/op-ed writer, and more stuff I’m like to cover. If the gap disappears altogether, or I actually make money from this, I might find a way to hunt down Lawrence Yun and take a photo with him side-by-side so as to dispel the myth that we are, in fact, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of real estate. (Lawrence and I have never been seen in the same place at the same time, you know… a fact that should make you wonder.)

And of course, at the conclusion of this experiment, I hope to have some thoughts on transparency, sponsorship, and the “media” in our industry. So join me, join Jeff, in this adventure.

Thank you

-rsh

This semi-shameless promotional message brought to you by The Hahn Foundation for Children: Advancing the educational opportunities of two specific American kids every day!

The Mundane Magic of the Church Choir

Don't look particularly magical, do they?

I just went to Easter services — the one worship service I make a point of not missing, even though I’m a terrible, terrible Christian in so many ways — at a local church here in Houston. Given that we haven’t yet found a home church, which likely will need to wait until we find a, y’know, a permanent home… it was really quite nice to be just a guest.

But at this service, the absolutely mundane yet absolutely amazing fact of the church choir just struck me. I thought I’d share that with you all.

Read the rest of this entry »

Alison Krauss, Blogging, and Truth

YouTube Preview Image

I don’t often write anymore about blogging and social media. There are too many people out there who do nothing else, and the topic seems sort of beaten to death to me. But I’m going to today, because I’m inspired from an unexpected source.

Regulars know that I think Alison Krauss and Union Station is the greatest musical group working today, and possibly of all time. I would gladly put them up against the Beatles, against Led Zeppelin, against anyone at any time. Alison Krauss herself has won 26 (yeah, that’s twenty six) Grammy Awards — a world record. Jerry Douglas, her dobrist, has 12 Grammys to his name, and her bassist Barry Bales has 13. That’s an astonishing 51 Grammy Awards just between these three members. Dan Tyminski and Ron Block are both incredible musicians in their own right. We’re looking at three, maybe four surefire hall of famers in the same band.

Well, AKUS has just released a new album, Paper Airplane, which I went out and bought immediately. And it is just a lovely, lovely work. The video above is their first single and the title track, and showcases just how amazingly talented this group of musicians are. Alison’s voice, of course, is a once-in-a-generation gift.

But I was inspired to write this while reading up on their new album. Alison says something that really resonated with me, even though she’s a musical artist headed to immortality, and I’m just a random blogger fella on the Internetz.

Read the rest of this entry »

Top Five Classic Dance Tunes

Time for another Top Five, coz, well, this here is my personal blog. And because I love music. And because I’m listening to some of these while working.

I blip (see sidebar) and I like dance music. I often think about what it would be like going to the wedding of a friend’s son or daughter (mine are too young, but some of my buds have procreated earlier and have kids in their teens already). So you have a bunch of 50-something, out-of-shape, now-dignified Gen-X’ers sitting in the ballroom with a bunch of twentysomethings who grew up on Ke$ha and Justin Bieber. What would get these moms and dads out of their seats and hustlin’, like I saw my parents’ generation do at my generation’s weddings when disco came on?

Here are my top five choices.

Read the rest of this entry »

I’ve Been Busy, Elsewhere, Y’All

Just in case you’re only reading Notorious through email, and haven’t updated your subscriptions after I’ve changed some of the editorial approach… I’ve been writing quite a bit on real estate related issues over at the 7DS blog, and AOL Real Estate. You might want to check at least a couple of those out.

On 7DS:

And over at AOL:

Just figured you might want to know. Because y’know, it’d be a sin to miss any of my brilliant thoughts. Or even the plainly dumb ones. :D

-rsh

My Top Five New Wave Songs

Inspired in turn by Jillayne Schlicke’s list of Top Five New Wave Songs, it got me really thinking what my top five would be. It’s a really hard thing to cut down all the universe of great songs to five. That, I suppose, is the whole point. But here goes, in reverse order.

#5 – The Killing Moon, Echo & The Bunnymen

YouTube Preview Image

Quite simply, this song is poetry set to some of the most imaginative music of the New Wave era.

In starlit nights I saw you
So cruelly you kissed me
Your lips a magic world
Your sky all hung with jewels
The killing moon
Will come too soon

While I don’t put Echo into the top five, or even the top ten, of the top groups/bands of the New Wave era, this song is an absolute masterpiece.

#4 – It’s A Sin, Pet Shop Boys

YouTube Preview Image

Pet Shop Boys, to me, always symbolized the artifice of the 80′s — the cool, detached, ironic attitude that also celebrated money, wealth, fashion. I think Paninaro by PSB could be seen as a snapshot of the culture of the times. But in this song, said to be inspired by Neil Tennant’s struggle with homosexuality and his father, there is a passion that seeps through their detached hipster attitude. And yet, the emotional lyrics are laid on top of a rich, gorgeous orchestration of techno sound that is a hallmark of both the Pet Shop Boys and the New Wave movement.

#3 – The Promise, When In Rome

YouTube Preview Image

This was the toughest choice. When In Rome was a one-hit wonder who created one absolutely phenomenal love song and faded away. But what a song it is! The entire decade, the entire musical movement that is New Wave, is filled with songs of heartbreak and longing and wanting… except this one. This is the one true, pure love song of the decade. It’s filled with an innocence long since lost in pop music, a tenderness laid over a core of strength in those words, “I’ll be there.”  This is the song that women want their men to sing to her even if in silence, and the one that makes men want to find a woman who would deserve these words, this music, these feelings. Which leads us to…

#2 – Somebody, Depeche Mode

YouTube Preview Image

If The Promise is the one real love song of the New Wave era, then this song represents the deepest hopes of an entire generation for what they wanted in their mate. Although the song is written from a male voice, since Martin Gore is a man, there’s nothing particuarly “masculine” about the song, and one can easily imagine a woman singing this to herself. The lyrics are worth reproducing in full:

I want somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts
Know my intimate details
Someone who’ll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
She’ll get my support
She will listen to me
When I want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
She’ll hear me out
And won’t easily be converted
To my way of thinking
In fact she’ll often disagree
But at the end of it all
She will understand me
And I….

I want somebody who cares
For me passionately
With every thought
With every breath
Someone who’ll help me see things
In a different light
All the things I detest
I will almost like
I don’t want to be tied
To anyone’s strings
I’m carefully trying to steer clear of
Those things
But when I’m asleep
I want somebody
Who will put their arms around me
And kiss me tenderly
Though things like this
Make me sick
In a case like this
I’ll get away with it
And in a place like this
I’ll get away with it
Ahhhh…….

The last six lines, of course, transforms what could have been just a over-the-top sappy song into something else: a deeply self-aware love poem that recognizes at once the futility of the search and yet, is willing to try and transcend the deep cynicism of the age. It’s an astonishing turn. The phrase about not wanting to be tied to anyone’s strings, and yet wanting somebody who will put their arms around me tenderly is heartbreak, past and future, of a generation that grew up truly knowing divorce as a widespread phenomenon wrapped in strains of the piano.

I think when the world has forgotten about the rest of the New Wave movement, it may remember this song for the aching beauty of its hopeful cynicism.

#1 – Bizarre Love Triangle, New Order

YouTube Preview Image

Personally, this was never in doubt. I have called this song the Asian-American National Anthem; if you’ve gone to college in the 90′s or to Asian club scene in the 90′s, you know this to be true. Literally every single dance I have been to from about 1988 to 1995 featured this song, at least once, and often more than once as the DJ saw the crowd rush the dance floor whenever the instantly recognizable synth horns whoosh in. And no matter what part of the country someone was from, if he or she was Asian-American, this song would be in his or her top ten favorites.

I have no idea why we all responded to this song, but I know every word of this song, have made up dance routines to go with the lyrics, and even twenty years later, if this song comes on at a club, I’ll have a hard time staying in my seat. This will be the #1 wedding party song in about 20 years’ time when all of our kids start to get married, and the Gen-Xers will want to get our fat old rears in gear.

Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray
I’m waiting for that final moment
You say the words that I can’t say

For someone lacking that particularly cultural milieu and particular set of experiences, I can understand how this may not make his/her top five. But for me, there are literally volumes of memories tied to this one song. It must be #1, by a country mile.

Notable Songs that Missed the Cut

There are just too many to list. Just off the top of my head, Forever Young by Alphaville, Only You by Yaz, More You Ignore Me, Closer I Get by Morrissey, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now by The Smiths, Just Like Heaven by The Cure, True by Spandau Ballet, and the list goes on and on and on.

That’s my list. If you’re a child of the 80′s and a fan of New Wave, what’s your Top Five? It’s a lot harder than you think, because of the songs you have to leave off the list.

-rsh